Why Don’t You Wear Your New Trench Coat?

2 x 10 + 1= 0 

Have you ever got tired of the fact that you haven’t found that special someone yet? I understand that I’m 21 and I have my whole life ahead of me but, their has got to be more to 21 than smoking weed and 1 night stands. 

A lot of girls think prince charming is on his way with “The Note Book” and a pint of chocolate ice cream, while on the other hand I think my prince charming is shooting up coke in a back alley and totally forgot that my favorite ice cream isn’t chocolate… (it’s fucking strawberry you dick.) 

“You just haven’t found the right one yet!” 

If I can find Carmen SanDiego why can’t I find a man? 

“It’s a bad location for you! You have to get out of this city girl.” 

And move to Narnia? I don’t think christian jesus lion would be to fond of another queen in his closet.  

“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.“ 

If that’s the case then sea biscuit here is tired. Where is my fucking carrot? (Tiffany & Co. please) 


Dana’s Costa Rican Birthday.



milesjai:

the-ace-of-time:

agent-355:

Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

w h a t

bitch was TWERKING. oh my GOD. 


(Source: romansreloadeds)


Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt OST