Why Don’t You Wear Your New Trench Coat?
Have you ever got tired of the fact that you haven’t found that special someone yet? I understand that I’m 21 and I have my whole life ahead of me but, their has got to be more to 21 than smoking weed and 1 night stands.
A lot of girls think prince charming is on his way with “The Note Book” and a pint of chocolate ice cream, while on the other hand I think my prince charming is shooting up coke in a back alley and totally forgot that my favorite ice cream isn’t chocolate… (it’s fucking strawberry you dick.)
“You just haven’t found the right one yet!”
If I can find Carmen SanDiego why can’t I find a man?
“It’s a bad location for you! You have to get out of this city girl.”
And move to Narnia? I don’t think christian jesus lion would be to fond of another queen in his closet.
If that’s the case then sea biscuit here is tired. Where is my fucking carrot? (Tiffany & Co. please)
Dana’s Costa Rican Birthday.
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
w h a t
bitch was TWERKING. oh my GOD.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt OST